Tomorrow night I'll give one last barber shop a call. If that doesn't work out, we'll do the head shave at Carmen's shop. The head shave will be done in stages, and the highest donor and I are discussing a story line. :)
Here are the start of the lyrics to "If You Want to Be My Barber," which is a parody of "If you Wanna Be My Lover" by the Spice Girls:
Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz
Hey, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (buzz) I wanna, (buzz) I wanna, (buzz) I wanna, (buzz)
I wanna really, really, really wanna [shaving cream sound] ahhh!
Of course, if someone comes up with anything better, please let me know. I'll work on the rest of the lyrics when I have more time. When I create this video, it'll go up on YouTube for all to enjoy.