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Hair Poem: Much Hairdo About Nothing

Thank you, by Paul & William Shakespeare, for sharing your poem with us!


                           "  Much Hairdo About Nothing  "
                              ( Much Ado About Nothing )
                         by Paul & William Shakespeare


Hey Nonny Nonny

O Hey Nonny Nonnie

Be civil dear lady you are quite THE TEMPEST

My hair, my hair, MY KINGDOM for some hair

Ye have dandruff and ye split ends

Ye hair must all come off.

No, No, No, No, No No, a million times, no !

THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH

I must be  CRUEL TO BE KIND

Dearest hair I bid thee farewell

PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW


Hey Nonny Nonny

O Hey Nonny Nonnie

O, Rosaline, confirmation is made

on TWELTH NIGHT we shall see sight of ye again.

My Shylock, at my behest,I do request, renumeration, for my beautification!

Never woman  -  NEITHER A BORROWER NOR A LENDER BE


Hey Nonny Nonny

O Hey nonny nonnie

Lady Macbeth, Cleopatra, & the merry wives of windsor

are frequenting ye barber shoppe of olde london town.

Ye special hair recipe treatment is being freshly prepared,

BUBBLE BUBBLE TOIL & TROUBLE

FIRE BURN, & CAULDRON BUBBLE

EYE OF NEWT

AND TOE OF FROG

WOOL OF BAT

AND TONGUE OF DOG !!!


Hey Nonny Nonny

O Hey Nonny Nonnie

TO BE OR NOT TO BE

a set, a color, a perm,

THAT IS THE QUESTION ?

A haircut

PRICK ME DO I NOT BLEED ?

A roller set under the hairdryer,

TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM - THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY.


Hey Nonny Nonny

O Hey Nonny Nonnie

O,ROMEO, O,ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU,ROMEO ?

distress thee not,sweet Juliet,

for I am here to do your hair, AS YOU LIKE IT


Hey Nonny Nonny

O Hey Nonny Nonnie

A pretty sight not

Ye hair a tangled mess

by havoc you shall pay dearly sir

let slip  THE DOGS OF WAR !

be calm,be calm,beloved husband, I beseech thee

tis only  A MIDSUMMERS NIGHTS DREAM   !!!



This is quite clever and I'm sure that many of you caught this: Paul states that the "words in CAPITALS  are either the Plays titles or Quotes from various plays,what Shakespeare wrote!"

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