Mr Spock gets a haircut.

Barber,

" There you go Mr Spock,you look ten years younger ! "

Mr Spock,

" I am the science officer on board the Star Ship Enterprise, I am twenty six years old, if your statement is correct, then I would now be sixteen years old, and just enroling in Star Fleet academy, as a first year science cadet.

" HIGHLY ILLOGICAL ! "


A SUPER HEROINE !

In smallville's beauty salon,one of our greatest super heroes was wearing a salon gown and having her blond locks set with hair rollers.

When suddenly with her amazing super hearing,somebody,somewhere was calling out for help.

Removing her hair styling gown and revealing her own super costume underneath,she tells the stylist " Someones in great danger, I gotta FLY "

The hairdresser shouts at the female super hero " You can't go out looking like that,your hairs full of hair curlers ! "

She replies, " no problem,everybody knows me,

am " SUPER-CURL "


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